Moonman's Mistress Paleo-Centric Cannabis Edibles
PALEO-CENTRIC CANNABIS EDIBLES
"GREETINGS FROM MISSION CONTROL!"
These words couldn't fit the Moonman's Mistress brand more. Everything about Moonman's Mistress's packaging, branding, typography, taste, and effects are the most consistent in the California medical cannabis industry (That I've seen). Their outlook on healthy living/food provides you with an understanding that eating healthy is a lifestyle choice. Not many cannabis companies on the market offer paleo-centric, nut-free, soy-free, and gluten-free options.. leaving medical patients to make their own (Which requires a lot of trial and error) or pain stakingly find a company that does offer these options. BUT ATLAST! Moonman's Mistress is here to save the day.
“MoonMan’s Mistress landed into the medical cannabis community with one mission in mind - to provide a health conscious approach to those who rely on the benefits of medicinal edibles.
Our ultimate goal is to deliver quality organic/Non-GMO products that nourish your body, strengthen your mind and satiate your hunger for taste worthy edibles. ”
— -Moonman's Mistress
CHOCOLATE CHIP CRATER COOKIE
- Low Glycemic
The Chocolate Chip Crater Cookie is a tasty medicated treat. (To say the least.) They are made with Coconut Oil, Almond Flour, Maple Syrup, and of course Chocolate Chips! Each package contains 2 cookies at 20mg each. This allows for a mild dose that's not too overpowering and allows you to enjoy a full cookie...or two. :)
PUMPKIN PECAN MINI SPACE CAKES
- Low Glycemic
Ever ate a medicated Pumpkin Pecan mini space cake? Well, now you can! (If you are a medical patient in California) Each package contains 2 space cakes at 20mg of THC each. Moonman's Mistress crafted up a delightful taste bud experience using pumpkin, pecans, and cinnamon to bring you "Your cleanest munch to the moon". Don't forget these are medicated! Don't let the wonderful taste fool you into eating too much. 10-20mg is the average dose of edible THC. Maybe start with a half and see how you feel in a few hours?
TRAIL MIX SUPER NOVA COOKIE
- Low Glycemic
Who doesn't like Trail Mix?! Especially, if its made into a uber healthy, award winning, cookie. Not to mention the fact they are incredibly fulfilling on the tummy. Each package contains 2 cookies at 20mg of THC each. Have a medicated snack knowing it is made with healthy ingredients such as: sunflower seeds, chia seeds, coconut nectar, and hemp seeds! Have a nut allergy? Don't worry about it with this snack. Moonman's Mistress aims to take care of you. :)
A message from Moonman's Mistress
WHY DO WE EAT “CLEAN”?
Clean eating is a lifestyle choice. It is NOT a diet. This lifestyle focuses on eating whole, unrefined foods.
Our edibles are similar in taste (if not better!) to thecomfort foods you love, but are still truly healthy for your body.
We take pride in our lengthy processes to develop each product. Ultimately, this allows us to guarantee quality, taste, freshness andsafety through carefully chosen ingredients.
WHY ARE WE PALEO -CENTRIC?
Let’s first explain what “PALEO” means. This diet is based on what our ancestors ate - quality meat, fish, vegetables and fruit. Dairy, grains, legumes and processed foods are not allowed since they cause inflammation and create hormonal imbalances.
This lifestyle is based on eating real, whole, unprocessed food to promote optimal health. (Yes, this is CLEAN eating!)
Because we aim to provide clean and healthy edibles, we’ve chosen the Paleo route. Much of what the diet offers is friendly for those with major dietary restrictions.